Peace, Perfect Peace

Today was a really tough day for several reasons. I am learning new responsibilities at work that stretch my brain, and under deadlines that must be met with no flexibility. I have been anxious and afraid that I will fail to fulfill my obligations. Anxiety feeds hunger and hunger makes me cranky. Also, it wasn’t even 9:00am when I saw the candy bowl. It was one of those nice, big, Halloween plastic contraptions filled with a variety of beautiful, horrible, miniature candy bars. I “turned the other cheek” as they say, but the bowl haunted me every time I walked past it. I may have put a mental hex on the person who put it there, but I’m not admitting to anything publicly.

stress-ballBecause of my workload I’ve had to cancel 3 lunches with friends this week, which means I have not had my fill of social interaction. My friends frequently make work tolerable and without them, I feel like “all work and no play makes Margaret seriously stressed out.” So it was that I came home at 6:00pm and began to prepare a home-cooked dinner. That’s right! No fast food for us. And because of recent pay cuts in our home we can’t afford to eat at a restaurant. I’m not complaining because there are people out there who don’t have food in their tummies and are crying themselves to sleep. But suffice to say, I was/am tired and cooking was the very last thing I wanted to do.

Tiggers love to bounce!

Tiggers love to bounce!

In the midst of preparing the meal my youngest child was expressing his affection for me by hollering, whining and jumping around like Tigger on steroids. I felt like someone was whapping me with a ping pong paddle, but alas it was only my child whiny/wailing, “Mommy, I love you! Mommy I need a hug! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!” And it sounds so sweet on paper, and it really was, because all that commotion meant he missed me today. But my fragile mental state just couldn’t tolerate his affectionate gyrations and so I locked myself in the bathroom until he calmed down so I didn’t have to resort to the Three Stooges Eye Doink of Doom.

So here I am sitting down for the first stress-free moments of my day–a full 14.5 hours after I woke up. And, just, wow! So this is my life. 20 minutes of peace before I get to go to bed and do it all over again tomorrow.

And so I decided to spent ten of those moments grounding myself for what is sure to be an extremely demanding day tomorrow. I want to encourage others who are dealing with stress and bills and frenetic family members insisting on immediate and undiluted attention. Even when filled with insanity by way of business, I still think my life is precious and lovely and filled with inestimable grace. I am sincerely thankful for a God who sees me frazzled and broken, and esteems me as brave and beautiful. And in all honesty, because He lives, I can face tomorrow, even if it is twice as crazy as today was.

I rest in the knowledge that I am loved and cherished. I take solace because I know God is for me, even when the world conspires to tear me down. I know that I am held in the strong arms of the maker of the stars and the equally mysterious human soul. And today, despite the stress, my soul finds rest in Him. Tonight I will lay down and sleep in peace, for he truly does make me dwell in safety.

Psalm 46:1-7

God is our refuge and strength,
an ever-present help in trouble.
Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way
and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea,
though its waters roar and foam
and the mountains quake with their surging.
There is a river whose streams make glad the city of God,
the holy place where the Most High dwells.
God is within her, she will not fall;
God will help her at break of day.
Nations are in uproar, kingdoms fall;
he lifts his voice, the earth melts.
The Lord Almighty is with us;
the God of Jacob is our fortress.

Attack of the Birthday Monster

You may have thought you were safe. You may have been minding your own business and humming through life blissfully unaware that a fowl creature was hiding in the bushes. And then with a humongous roar,

Scary sully

Happy birthday!

the Birthday Monster jumped out and whomped you in the face. Maybe you were so content in your perfectly calibrated life that you didn’t feel his paws smacking you about the face. And then one day you crawled out of bed and looked in the mirror and saw a haggard old biddy staring back at you. Yep. That was him. He’s evil that one. And sneaky. And no one is immune to his attacks.

The evolution of the birthday monster intrigues me. When one is young, he is a faithful friend. He is cute and promises all kinds of wonderful delights.

I am your friend!

I am your friend!

When I was little he delivered Barbie dolls and roller skates. As I got older, he brought delightful pets and a license to drive. Never in my wildest dreams did I envision that the happy, peppy Birthday Monster would turn evil and gift such agonies as wiry gray hair, crow’s feet and, most wickedly of all, arthritis.

The Birthday Monster must die.

There I’ve said it. I hate him. He is just awful. And since asking him politely to cease and desist isn’t working, I’m hatching a plot to murder him. Slowly. Painfully. And with great gusto. The problem is he is as elusive as Bigfoot. I can see his footprints, but getting my hands around his slippery throat has heretofore been impossible.

The funny thing is, I caught a glimpse of him this past Saturday. I was lying in bed when my youngest son crept into my room and whispered, “Mom. It’s my birthday. I’m eight!” Then he hugged me and danced out of the room. I saw the birthday monster’s tail swaying in the doorway as he followed my child. I might have been fast enough to grab it, but I’m still recovering from the walloping he gave me last year. Darn BM. (Yes, I’m abbreviating from here on out because bowel movements and birthday monsters stink and the abbreviation seems appropriate).

Still, my little guy is enthralled with the BM. He was chattering endlessly about the wonderful gifts that would soon be in his possession and before you can “birthday breakfast” I was trying to level set his expectations. Between his vision of Minecraft Lego towers and my pocketbook lay a gap more treacherous than the Royal Gorge. And so I gently explained that giving gifts is much more fun than receiving gifts, and—by the way—was he getting me anything cool for my birthday? He puzzled over this question for some time before delivering his final answer.

The Birthday Monster's favorite gift

The Birthday Monster’s favorite gift

And I wasn’t completely shocked by his reply. You see, even though he still sees the happy, peppy BM and not the fanged devil I’ve come to know and loathe, disappointment is a frequent gift I’ve gotten used to over the years.

We went to Six Flags for his birthday and it was wonderful. The cute BM was in evidence as we experienced my son’s first time on a roller coaster. While he was waving his hands in the air and laughing, I remembered why I never, ever climb aboard such infernal contraptions. While the BM was tickling my child, he was tormenting me. With each hill I experienced the sensation of possibly losing my lunch and displacing my spine at the same time. I can’t imagine why any well-meaning adult would torture themselves regularly in such a manner, but obviously Six Flags profits heavily off such creatures. Obviously the BM and Six Flags are in collusion. Oh the humanity!

My little guy was intent on riding The Batman ride but my husband put his foot down. He was certain that death (or permanent discombobulation) would occur and so we left the park kicking and screaming. And that is where we had fun kicking the BM in the gonads. Take that sucker! And I enjoyed pummeling him and his idiotic idea of fun while I stifled the urge to baptize my car in vomit. And maybe that is when my child saw the BM for what he really is, pure and undiluted evil. Promising happiness and delivering reality. And I really think I’m a fantastic parent for unveiling the monster and not perpetuating the myth. Score one for mom!

Okay, so I did feel a little guilty. And the BM was looking rather sheepish there for about 30 seconds, and so I consented and baked a birthday cake. If you are a regular reader of this blog you may think that I got creative and made a sugar-free cake. You would be wrong. My husband likes to inflict cruel and unusual punishment by way of dessert and so I was cajoled into preparing a white flour, double chocolate “devil’s food” cake with all requisite sugar baked in for exemplary texture, flavor and calories. And while I waved the magic healthy wand and somehow convinced my child that his birthday cake did not need icing, that did not satisfy the BM. And so it was that he convinced me that I could eat just one piece. And so I did. And then that darn Birthday Monster bit me and refused to let go until I had eaten exactly 5 pieces of that infernal cake.yoda and cake And I hate him. I hate him to death.

Birthday Monsters visit our house in pairs. So while my son’s visit was Saturday, mine is Thursday. And let me tell you, I’m trying desperately to get ready. This morning I did my strength training and if it was possible to crunch the BM away, it’s done. But alas, that dratted BM is crafty. No matter how much I exercise or eat right, he always has some excuse or explanation that will unwittingly disarm me into imbibing some sugary confection that is wholly poisonous to my body. So I’m not going to divulge my strategy here. Let me just say this, BM, I have you in my sights. And this year, if I have anything to say about it, you are going down.

The Question Everyone Never Asks

On a recent morning I rode my bicycle down a windy two lane road. I was struck by the beauty of the sky which shone with particular splendor. The deep blue hues contrasted with fluffy white clouds, creating this opulent–almost transcendent–canopy. It is one of the reasons I love riding my bike in the morning. Looking at the landscape fills me with awe and peace. There is a distinct temptation to worship the sky in all its transcendent glory, and were it not for the knowledge of the one who made it, I would easily slip into bowing down before it.

While traveling down any road, it is of the utmost importance to keep one’s focus on the path ahead, or in my case, the cracked concrete. One false turn of the handlebars and I will tumble into a ditch or worse, oncoming traffic. If I have learned anything over the years it is this: there is no love lost between harried drivers and pokey cyclists. And so on this early morning outing I was enjoying the relatively car-free road when I almost ran over a very large, but dead, frog. It wasn’t mashed to a pulp(as they usually are), but rather splayed out across the white line, as if it had leapt at just the wrong moment and bonked into a bumper. Its limp carcass lay motionless, a singular portrait of that final act of self-preservation. And I do not know what will happen next, whether it will be eaten by birds or simply rot into the dirt, but I do know that this frog-loving cyclist was deeply grieved to see it.

Now this may be the moment where you say, “Margaret, are you seriously grieving a dead frog? That’s just weird.” I get it. I’m weird. Sorry about that. I just like frogs because my daddy used to catch frogs for me when I was a little girl. He would hand a toad to me and say, “Look at that. Isn’t he cute?” So every frog is a reminder to me of the love my father has for creatures and for me. Dead frogs ignite within me a certain sadness no matter how many I see on the side of the road. Death disturbs me—as it should. And here is a certain and sustainable truth, death is a horrible reality for the living.

Andrew Peterson writes in his song, Come Back Soon that “every death is a question mark at the end of a book of a beating heart.” Those words resonate with me because I wonder about dead creatures. What happens to them when they die?

Now you have to understand that my mother is reading this saying, “Margaret, you anthropomorphize animals too much.” Or rather, I give human qualities to them as if they had the same value. And I want you to know that I’m rolling my eyes because that is my job as an ornery daughter. But importantly, I see animals through the lens of the beauty of creation. I see the tiny working legs, the moist skin, the intricacies of pupils and a mighty yet wordless tongue that can grab an insect from the air in the fraction of a breath. These things amaze me. I think animals are beautiful. And when a beautiful thing ceases to be beautiful, it makes me sad.

My beloved friend, Hodges

My beloved friend, Hodges

I sat on the floor of the emergency vet’s office a few years ago with my friend, Hodges. He was suffering terrible pain due to tumors in his belly and advanced age. I had been trying to prepare my heart for the moment he passed from this world, but I have since learned that nothing can prepare you for that. I felt my lungs close up even as tears streamed from my eyes. I remember that distinct feeling of wanting to hold onto his spirit as it left his body, but there was nothing to grasp. And I felt this chasm open up in me such as I have never experienced before or since. It was a loss so painful I literally felt as if I was being split open. Hodges was a kindred spirit to me, a beacon of light, my best friend. He knew my sadness and always sought to assuage it, so the loss of him rendered me desolate. All I could think was, who will comfort me now? Maybe because it was the first great loss in my life, I didn’t handle it well. I remember waiting in the lobby to settle the bill and seeing other pet owners with their friends. A vicious thought entered my mind, “At least they get to leave with their animals? I don’t. And it’s not fair.”

This is the feeling death produces in me, the absolute unfairness of it. My soul cries out for an answer to this mostly unspeakable question, “Why must living things die?”

I have been trying to prepare my children for it when I hardly know how to prepare myself. And so when I found myself talking to a friend recently about the loss of her child, I felt so foolish. She said, “Two years have passed and it never gets any easier. The pain is just as fresh today as it was the first day. My thoughts run in circles and I can’t escape the fact that I won’t see her again in this life. It is unbearable.”

We can distract ourselves with baubles. We roll around in nice cars. We buy fancy new boots. We eat a bowl of ice cream. We run. These simple pleasures may placate our lust for whimsy, but they don’t address the flaws in our affections. They direct our gaze to the aesthetic rather than the soul. Death cuts through all that. It is an assault on our fundamental identity as living human beings. Because at some point we all have to deal with the reality of losing someone we love. Maybe you can hide your question. Maybe you can even pretend you don’t ask it. But death doesn’t care. It just goes on killing.

Money doesn’t make us safe. A good job doesn’t make us safe. Even consuming healthier food doesn’t make us safe because, quite obviously, there is no cure for death. The implication of that knowledge cries out for some kind of response and so it’s interesting to me that people get so uncomfortable when I try to talk about it. In fact, if you’ve read this far, it is probably only because you have recently dealt with death or maybe you happen to know me and wonder why I’m writing about it. The reason is very simple, I think about death a lot because it bothers me so much. When confronted with death, I always say to myself, “That’s not right. It should not be this way.” And then I start asking questions.

I don’t consider myself much better than the frog when it comes to death. In many ways I am just another unfortunate creature with the capacity to stray into an unforgiving street. Turn on the television or read any newspaper and what is the headline? When Ferguson happened, what was the headline? I remember asking a reporter, “Why can’t you tell all of the good stories about Ferguson?” And this petite blond woman just smirked at me like I was stupid. It interests me the way the media distills their stories into punchy headlines.

Am I the only person in the world who wants hope? I can’t be.

matthew-13But even while we are (not) asking the question about the wrongness of death I think we are ignoring the more important questions about life. What if we really are eternal creatures? What if heaven and hell are real places? And what if our choices today determine our future existence in another realm? I have learned in my journey that today’s decisions determine tomorrow’s consequences. And while it is not very popular to talk about the reality of hell, (Jesus said it was a real place) I sure as hell don’t want to go there.

I don’t know what happens to frogs when they die any more than I know what happens to people. All I really have to live by are the words of an ancient book that seems to address an awful lot of life’s burning questions. Some people think that book is malarkey. I happen to think it’s not. But most of my opinions in that regard are shaped by this mystery man who said he was the son of God, namely Jesus. Encountering him changed the trajectory of my life. He is my only hope. And so when the question of death arises, I run to Him for answers.

Maybe today you are dealing with the crushing blow of losing someone you love. Maybe you are searching for meaning in life and hope in death. Maybe you have tried to use a crutch to help you limp along, but like the loss of an arm or an eyeball, you find that dealing with death is like living with an amputation, and this altered state of reality is totally unbearable. Don’t lose heart. It’s never too late to start asking questions.